Heh.

So Joe Bruno resigns, causing a flurry of well-manicured despair among his upstate colleagues. Predictably, there was a minor flood of commentary about a power shift to downstate. Some of Bruno's elderly caucus-mates raised the subject in the perennial bash-that-part-of-the-state-you're-not-in efforts that they seem to need like a junkie needs crack.

Well, so much for that. Here's Skelos' first big push of the election season - against Craig Johnson, on Long Island.

So much for keeping the interests of upstate foremost on the electoral agenda.

Joe Mondello, who seems not to have quite grasped the basics of the English language yet, issued a statement today. Here's the relevant part, slightly edited for clarity:

Blah blah Democrat State Committee blah Senate Democrats blah just blah detract blah critical blah investigation blah Troopergate scandal.

The people of New York State overwhelmingly demand blah blah blah come clean blah blah under oath blah. Blah blah muddy the waters blah confuse blah partisan rhetoric blah political subterfuge blah the people of this state will not accept blah.

Joe, old man, it's Democratic. Not Democrat. You have so much to say about us, you might choose to get the basics right.

I emailed the release over to June O'Neill, the Chair of the Democrat State Committee, and here's her on-the-record response:

"There they go again! The State Republican Party, Joe Bruno and his Senate Republicans have now shown their true colors.

They are not the least bit interested in doing anything except holding on to their razor thin majority in the state Senate.

Adhering to Roger Stone's playbook, they continue their partisan, political witch hunt.

With the Attorney General's finding that no laws were broken and credible investigations in progress by the Albany county D.A. And State Ethics Commission, their "show trials" are a joke.

Their antics would be almost laughable if they weren't wasting time and the taxpayers money while refusing to deal with the real issues of importance to New York's working families.

It's past time for the GOP to stop trying to make a molehill into a mountain and get back to work."