One of the more hilarious features of this campaign cycle has been Caesar Trunzo's campaign literature. The eternal incumbent in SD-3 has portrayed himself - or, more likely, his staff have portrayed him, since one doubts he's actually involved in running his own campaign - as a man of action. He fights for school funding, he takes on gas prices, the claws his way through the jungle with his bare teeth.
The reality is somewhat different.
You can't fight when you'd rather nap.
