Earlier tonight, Phil of The Albany Project called, practically bursting at the seams. "Dude, dude, the tattoo! Isn't it hilarious!" Say what? "The tattoo! Roger Stone's tattoo! Hahaha!" Realizing something must be up, I clicked on over to TAP, and found this: Yes, that's Roger Stone's manly chest. That thing on his back is a tattoo. The visage it depicts is one Richard Nixon, whom he had tattooed on his back. No, I am not shitting you. The reason this is of interest is that Stone now claims the creation of this tattoo as his most recent alibi in WeirdPhoneCallGate. Hence, the photo, as documentary proof. Except, of course, that he didn't actually get the tattoo during the time or even the day the call was placed. I really don't even know what to say, except this: Joe Bruno sure has himself some way kinky employees. Nixon's face, that's pretty hardcore. Uncle Joe must be cringing.