Pity Michelle Malkin, or Maglalang, or whatever she calls herself these days. No, seriously.

The deranged immigrant-basher (and herself an immigrant of questionable legal status who should of right be on the first plane back to whatever Third World hell-hole she came from) is trying to organize protests against the New York Times, ostensibly for the treasonous act of publishing publicly available information, something that the régime Malkin supports has itself done.

Unfortunately for Malkin, even the wingnut-rich environs of Washington, a place where every other McMansion seems to house a right-wing organisation of some kind, with dozens of degreed drones, all drawing fat paychecks to shill the idea that Washington can't do anything right, didn't produce more than about a dozen or so "protesters".

Take heart, Michelle. You still have another chance, what with your New York City protest coming up next Monday. Hehe.

Hat Tip to Kos.

Oh, and here's little Miss Malkin herself, presumably recording footage for her new web-only video feature titled, I kid you not, "Hot Air".