As a Puerto Rican black woman with a graduate education and a new media platform in the form of a blog, it is my duty to rally my people into a frenzy of il-advised yet necessary reverse racist shenanigans. It is the Puerto Rican Woman Of Color's (aka, PRWOC) burden to bring meaning and a sense of purpose to the lives of oppressed white men like Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh.

So please, let's make sure that we get on with the program of alienating, belittling and oppressing that most fragile of ethnic and gender groups in the United States, the disgraced former lawmaker and republican ex-speaker of the House. Let's make sure that we play our manifest destiny of bringing oppressive woe to the likes of Newt Gingrich. Or to poor drug abusing, child prostitution enabling underpriviledged chaps like Rush Limbaugh.

And if you do a funny pic like the one above, you get to win a culturekitchen FOCK t-shirt.

So here's what you need to do:

• Get the link to an image of Newt Gingrich or Rush Limbaugh via Daylife [ http://daylife.com ] or Google Images Search. You can also use images of Sonia Sotomayor or the POTUS from the WhiteHouse.gov on Flickr image pool [ http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse ]
• Go to ROFLBot to add your funny caption [ http://wigflip.com/roflbot/ ]
• You can use ROFLBot to save your image to your Flickr or Photobucket account or you can download it and post it on your blog.
• Come back to this post and link to your work of art.

E, voilá! You have yourself a contender for a FOCK T-Shirt! Your fearless leader, known as La Negra and Blogdiva, will pick the winner by 7 pm today.

Go to work and to town. And good luck!