Chanukah is the festival of lights,
One day of presents?
Hell NO!
We get eight crazy nights.

Not gonna lie: If I weren't such a little atheist heathen, I'd totally throw myself a bat mitzvah just so I could sing this song every year at the table

Ok ... now that I think about it, fuck it! Am officially adding it to the repertory of december holiday songs --'cause, you know, Christ was indeed a Jew.

So let's partake in more kosher goodness:

The original, where we found out Paul Newman's half Jewish and Goldie Hawn's half too. So if you put them all together, that's one fine looking Jew:

And here's the second part with only the audio where Adam ponders that since Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too, if you put them all together that's one funky badass Jew:

Happy Chanukah!