Thank my parents for this blog
Had they not miscegenated, you wouldn't have the pleasure of reading us every day.

That's my mom holding me outside Mt. Sinai
Hospital. If you live uptown, you can see that's
the old exit on 5th Avenue and 101 Street.

That's my dad and me, outside my mother's
parents house in San Germán,
Puerto Rico, right before my first birthday.

That's me, eating my first cake on my first birthday ever.
So yeah, even though this is totally off-topic, it's my birthday bitches. Show love 





Happy Birthday "SWEETIE" (Barack Obama style/lol).
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY. I SAY, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY. I KNOW, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY. 'CAUSE BABY: LOOK AT YOU NOW. LOL.
Feliz Dia! I had the same
Feliz Dia! I had the same exact cake for my first birthday, swear. It must of been the designated first Rican birthday cake.
Happy, Happy Birthday, Baby.
Stay cool.
Joyeux Noel!
Oh, wait, wrong phrase. Bonne Anniversaire
Joyeux Noel!
Oh, wait, wrong phrase. Bonne Anniversaire
Rock beat me to it.
But I get to say "Happy Birthday, sweetie", too, and get away with it, because sweetiehood is powerful. Have a wonderful day!