Comedy Relief brought to you by *President* Pataki
[via Pataki Will Test '08 Winds in Iowa - New York Times]
If he ran,
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Mr. Pataki,
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who supports abortion rights and gun control, would most likely be the most moderate candidate in the Republican field,
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and would face significant hurdles with a Republican primary electorate that has become increasingly conservative,
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particularly in states like Iowa.
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His associates, who said they would discuss Mr. Pataki's plans only anonymously in deference to his wishes,
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said that should he seek the presidency, he would not run for re-election as governor,
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in the belief it would be impossible to run for
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president
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while still running New York State.
Ohohoho,
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SIGH!
2008 Elections | George Pataki | Republican Party

















that's hilarious.
what an asshat.